i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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