they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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