you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I would ride that face into the sunset
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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