I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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