I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Randomize