I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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