I got chris browned last night
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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