Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
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