Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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