I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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