Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Holy shit dude........stairs
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