but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
Randomize
