I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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