Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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