"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
