i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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