That's intense
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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