do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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