i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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