im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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