Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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