He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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