I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
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