She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
It's just like the Real World with babies
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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