when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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