Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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