yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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