Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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