Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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