Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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