when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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