sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
