my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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