If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Someone stole a lamp last night.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.