ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.