i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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