i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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