He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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