At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
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Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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