In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Randomize
