Having a random hookup so left but love u
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
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I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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