This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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