Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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