Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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