Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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