To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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