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sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?

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(516): sooooo how many boyfriends is too many? http://tfl.nu/inab

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i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals

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(858): i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals http://tfl.nu/45ft

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He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.

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(516): He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room. http://tfl.nu/sh2m

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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?

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(281): what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish? http://tfl.nu/s2pv

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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone

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(480): oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone http://tfl.nu/6uha

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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say

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(348): I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say http://tfl.nu/qtqf

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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?

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(757): SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get? http://tfl.nu/a9m1

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Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.

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(215): Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video. http://tfl.nu/ct0i

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Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."

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(914): Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover." http://tfl.nu/wk3b

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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors

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(250): Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors http://tfl.nu/eym3

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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...

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(215): Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment... http://tfl.nu/6162

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Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore

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(505): Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore http://tfl.nu/mshh

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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.

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(616): If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine. http://tfl.nu/wf47

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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now

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(908): He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now http://tfl.nu/rqph

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I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.

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(242): I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover. http://tfl.nu/7m2e

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