you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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