How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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