i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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