Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just gift wrapped bread.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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