is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
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Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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