Too much gin, very little bucket
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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