i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
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i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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