walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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