i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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