Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
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stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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