used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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